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Instructions for Swami Paper Napkin Holder
Hi there, I’m Bob Swami. I’m working on some interesting projects I can’t wait to share with you. I’m not so much a “fortune teller” as a “mystic seer”, which is another way of saying “self-aware charlatan with good intentions and a strong sense of what’s right and what’s not”. Curious? Lazy? Hip? Those are all good things that qualify you to be a reader. So welcome.
“amidst the bent sheets of tin
and the scattered bricks
old man ravindra is drinking tea.”
— Curtis Yarvin
Did you know people are paying “top dollar” for these things on eBay?
This is an “Ask Swami” fortune-dispensing napkin holder, made by the F.E. Erickson company. I will tell you how they work and how they break down.
Why is that little demon poking that nice man with the arrow from a Twister spinner?
A portrait of Yours Truly by Adam Koford from 2008. My office looks about the same as it did then, but with a bit more clutter.
It’s very fair to say that Adam is extremely talented. Please visit his website at http://adamkoford.com/ and say nice things about him to all your friends who can hire him to exercise his extreme talents.
Adam also did a nice portrait of SAL, I will share that with you another time.